Here is a memo circulated in our office today.
Dear associate, employees
We recently received intelligence tip that there have been seven terrorists working in our office. Six of the seven have been apprehended.
Bin Sleepin, Bin Loafin, Bin Goofin, Bin Lunchin, Bin Drinkin and Bin Butt-Kissin have all been taken into custody. At this time, no one fitting the description of the seventh cell member, Bin Workin, hasn't been found.
We are confident that anyone who looks like he's Bin Workin will be very easy to spot.
You are obviously not a suspect at this time. So keep on doing what you Bin Doin!
Thanks,
Bin Administrating
More on terrorists:
Airport security officials recently arrested a high school teacher when she attempted to board a passenger flight while carrying a Geometry box with slide rule, protractor, etc. Later the head of Security in airports called a press conference and said the teacher was a member of the 'Al-gebra' movement charged for carrying weapons of maths instruction.
2 comments:
Leo, Good one
Bin Workin would never be found these days..
He is with Bin bush looking for Bin Trashh
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