Saturday, September 12, 2009

Funny Jokes

Hello blogland

Today I will do some changes maybe I can make my dear friends and readers put a smile on their faces...

My subject, in fact my favorit one is Man and Wife and here it goes:

Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
Wife: No darling, it means,
With Idiot For Ever

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,
So I'd be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,
So I could have a new one everyday

Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleepingpills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you

Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.
Husband: You should have known it the minute
I asked you to marry me

Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.
So I bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why Three?
Husband: For you and your parents

Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest?
Husband: A lovely Push...!!!

Q: What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday?
A: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
The husband replied, "Yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want then, When you see what the other person has, You wish you had ordered that.

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

There' s a way of transferring funds That is even faster than electronic banking.
It 's called marri! age.

LOVE YOU MY DEAR FRIENDS AND THANKS FOR YOUR INCRIDIBLE SUPPORT

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