Wednesday, June 11, 2008

The Saint

I have been asked yesterday about the story of me being names Leo (the saint) and I really believe its nice story (I mean something to brag about... lah?)

It started few weeks ago, when a female Tai's journalist came to our office for interviews with the force.

However, this lady was quite a piece of work, early 30's, long legs, dark hair , small cheast, and skin color, she was beautifull lady.

She interviewed the bosses for over 3 hours, then she asked for a place she can use her laptop online, so Frank (against Natali's will) placed her in his office (which is mine at the moment).
To be honest, at start I was very upset since Frank knows that I can't work when someone else in my office, but at the moment I couldn't complain in front of the lady.

She started talking to me and I ignored her as much as possible, not because I didn't want to talk only but I was really busy and work was over my head.
(some of you would ask why I don't want to talk to her, well simple answer, if I did talk to her it won't be professional talk, it would be more like private one, and since I am married man or at least from my side, I wouldn't put myself in such position)

The journalist lady stayed in the office for over 4 hours, and by the time I finished working, I noticed that she was still in the office working on her laptop.

then we had following conversation:

"You work very hard, you seem to love this kind of job!!!" she said

"Are we on record or off record" I said (since she is journalist, you need to take extra care)

"She laughed saying, of course off the record" she said

"Well, I love it very much, but everything has its ups and downs" I said

"Are you hungry, I am starving, How about dinner out, you show me the city and I pay for dinner in return" She said

"I am taking just break, I will be back to work in 30min or something, so I am sorry I am out of time, but I will send a driver with you to show you around and drive you to good restaurant"

"Thanks, I don't need to" and she left

Next morning, I came to the office and as usual, I had my morning briefing, and then head to my office to find her in my office, again working on her laptop.

The same scenario went all over again from the day before, after the morning hello, we sat no talking for over 5 hours, then she suddenly said, how about lunch today and don't tell me no, cause its not nice to turn a lady's request down twice.

Here I did the following:

I didn't say a word, I stood up, there was a Bible of Frank's desk, I hold it close to my heart and turn my head down. While I was going to say something, she suddenly stopped me saying

"ooh my god, You are priest, I should've know that, I am really sorry, You can't go out with me, now I got why you put the ring (she's talking about my marriege ring)"

I smiled at her face and said no word at all (and to myself I was like {what the fuck, since she saw the ring, why the hill she asked me out from the first place} when I discovered that it doesn't matter to her married no married but for me at that point it didn't matter since she understood that I am not going out with her).

She went out my office and told Natali that she (natali) should've told her that I am priest and that I don't go out for dates, when Natali apologized for not telling her claiming that she didn't know that Ms. Jenna (the journalist) is interested in me.

Natali stormed into my office saying, Leo (the saint) we have a meeting outside let's leave and when I asked what, she winked me and said let's move we are already late.

Since that moment, everyone at the office started calling me the Saint.

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

Leo, I liked so much when Natali called you this name.

It suites you very much especially when you are suited up with that black suite and high nick white shirt.

Anonymous said...

I don't understand why you leo, took the possibilty of being friend with the Journalist out..

Why did you assume that there is not chance to be friends and the only relation could be possible is this kind of relations

Anonymous said...

Yes, she was really so bitch.

The men in our office couldn't see anything but her legs under the short skirt she was wearing.

Its wiered how Natali could possibly bare her for this while...

She was a hocker with the full meaning of the world, and the way she talked, the way she sits...

I entered Leo's office twice and she was crossing her legs, I even could see her underware colour

Anonymous said...

Come on lili, there is no such thing of friendship

She's in the country for few days only, what kind of friendship she wants in few days...

Despite the fact that I hate this kind of commentment in you Leo, but you are right.

Anonymous said...

Man, whats wrong with you

I start doubting too manything in you

The sea is full of other fishes

Anonymous said...

I am sure Leo would go out with her for lunch or dinner if he was sure that his wife won't by any chance meet him you stupid James.

But that my friend is a clever act of a man wants to keeo his marrige in loap

Anonymous said...

no comment on your statement Ron.

But we have sayin in arabic says smart people would understand without words.

Anonymous said...

Leo, its nice story.

But I am still waiting for an answer of my prev. question on your blog TRIP

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't let her go for the world

i am new reader of your blog and i Liked it

Anonymous said...

By the way, if you are not chrisitan, its not nice to be called with their names...

But if you are, then you probably better than most of their priests, with all the scandels we have been hearing in the news about them

Anonymous said...

Who said its against my will, Leo ah?

Nothing happened in the office against my will... Frank and I were testing you to see what would be your reaction with out office women... :)

Anonymous said...

Man, You didn't say the whole story...

Guys two times, she came to his desk putting her hair into his face asking him about something in the computer, i saw her from office which is against his.

And he always gave her bad look asking her to move back, first I thought that this man is real womenizer and he's playing hard to get, and I bet this is what she thought also...

Anyway, YOu should've banged her, she was line of coca buddy

Anonymous said...

This is your problem guys

You only see legs, breasts of any woman...

Your goal is to get into her pants, and then if it worked you move on or over the woman.

Leo, I really don't know if you are that kind of respectable person or your wife is that something.

But I think both

Anonymous said...

You know Lilian, in Jordan we don't think this way as men at all

we respect women but the once who deserves respect only

Anonymous said...

Ooh yeah Mohamed...?!!!

I was in Jordan and I know how you think there, you are not more than bunch of...

Anyway, thats why you said you wouldn't let her go for the world right?

Anonymous said...

Fuck you lilian...

You are not more than a bitch... what the fuck you meant when you said bunch of...

Of what you whore

Anonymous said...

YOu in Jordan leave your wives at thursday nights to go out with your girlfriends...

And if I am a whore what would be your mommy.

Ooh yes my teacher

Anonymous said...

You both stop it...

Mr. Mohamed you have your own ideas and Leo has his own...

We know this man closely, so back off please.

And Ms. Lilian from UNDP, you are colleague and I would ask you to step down.

Some people deserve no time to be wasted