I'm not crazy, or am I?!!!

Yesterday I did the craziest thing human being may ever do.

Let me guys walk you through it.

I was going on a 2nd date yesterday to the theater, we were having too much fun during the play and laughing loudly and things couldn't be better, not to mention that my date was a star, every man, woman and child in the theater lobby was looking at her and expresses their admiration of my test.

During the break, me and Pearl went out to buy popcorn and coca, while waiting on the line, she crossed some friends on her side, so she introduced me to them, and everything till that moment was just fine.

Then she introduced them to me as X (the man) and Y (the woman) as a couple and about to announce engagement, and they were so excited, inviting us for the party assuring us that its just young people of our age and no parents nor oldies at all.

Here for some reason and as if I blacked out and lost control over my brain, mouth and every muscle on my body, I found myself telling Ms. Y, "c'mon you are beautiful and apparently smart why don't you get a dog isn't better than getting husband", and guys I wish I stopped there, I continued to him saying the exact same words.

OMG, Pearl was about to kill me, she looked at me in a way that scared the shit out of me, not to mention her friends whom  looked at me giving me a very fake smile and excused themselves and left.

Now I wish it was over by then, but hill no, Pearl addressed me saying, "I am sure you know you did wrong so there is no need to beat you up over it, but next time you wanna embarrass yourself, make sure not to include me in the picture" and she went back to her seat, sat there for over an hour without a smile or a word.

She was right, I assure you that was not only stupid in fact that was lame and indicates a lot of complex from my side, but people I really believe what I said is true and people in love are too blind to see it or people wanna get married are to deaf to hear the warning bells , I mean c'mon, marriage is corrupted institution, vulnerable to all kind of circumstances; i.e. stupid father, greedy mother, or crippled traditions, cheating spouse, lying one and the list goes on and on and on… etc.

See problem about marriage that you wanna start family, which is I am for it, but in here, this will should be not only between you and your partner, no

It should be within every man and woman around you both, it should be within your family, uncles, aunts, sisters, brothers and you name it.

I still don't get it, I mean if starting family is something between two people, what the fuck the others business in it, c'mon you people, you don't like any of the partners, express your opinion and move on, don't put breaks between the wheels.

Anyway, no big deal, I mean how many marriages you know are successful? And how many couple are there fully truth full with each other?

How many woman you know doesn't believe in the famous say "what you don't know, don't kill you"? Or man, really doesn't matter, its still the same.

This is true, and if you ever get across few couples that aren't like this, those are the exception to prove the rule, they aren't the rule!

So I am not crazy, or am I?