Political Jok

Since I am funny man (or at least I like to think of my self as one) I heard political joke and I believe it deserves to be told.

It goes like this:

What will happen if a fly or instinct fall in a cup of tea?

British customer: will throw the tea out and leave the restaurant
American: will take the fly out and drink his tea
Chinese: will eat the fly or the instinct and though the tea out
Under siege Palestinian: will eat the flay and drink the tea

The Israeli:

1. Will sell the tea to the American and the fly to the Chinese
2. Start complaining in front every possible media machine that his security is in danger
3. Then accuse the Palestinian with this act of terror
4. Accuse Hizbullah and Syria who are of course supported by Iran by using special kind of illegal weapon to wipe Jewish up from the map
5. Remind the world with the Holocaust, the suffer the Jewish had during Hitler's ERA and the Anti-Semitism and the violation of human rights he has just exposed to
6. Ask HAMAS to stop throwing flys and instincts in his tea
7. Re-invading West bank and Gaza then start destroying the Palestinian houses, cutting the power and water from the Palestinian territories and shooting any Palestinian around.
8. Ask American for military support
9. Ask American for a loan of 1billion dollar to be paid over 100 years so he can get another cup of Tea
10. Obligating the restaurant owner to compensate him financially and to allow to the Israeli to drink tea for free for the next 50years

Finally, The Israeli will accuse the whole world that they stood still doing nothing while he was fighting for his right to drink tea for the first time as human being after the Jewish left Egypt 33 centuries ago.