Flight Stewardess

As usual, when I go on one of my business trips I have to leave my home at a freaking early time - a time when my "tahi mata" is still in the process of production, a time when others are still drooling on their pillow, a time when some couples wake up to do an early morning quickie.

I was on my way for a business trip to Kosovo for a meeting and since the earliest flight for our ORG available was the 6.20am flight, I was already at the airport around 5.30am - something not unusual to me anymore.

Anyway, as we were boarding the plane, there were 3 African guys in front of my queue and they were those typical African, and they dressed up in jeans a T-Shirt, one of them with Mohawk hair, one of them had tattoo on his arm, and one of them, well... I couldn't quite remember. But all I know was they were Africans and they were talking to each other in the language, and well, they didn't look educated (But hey, don't get me wrong, I'm not being a racist here ok?).

My seat was 22F, and that was pretty much at the far end of the plane and these 3 fellows were walking in front of me searching for their seat. As we passed by one stewardess after another, and greeted by a "Good Morning Sir", we were coming to the last half of the plane when a "sombong-looking" brunett american stewardess (and I might add she has the longest legs a man could even imagine) looked at this 3 men in disgust and was about to ignore them. Then these 3 guys asked her politely, (Where is our seat?).

So the stewardess asked for their tickets (still with that bitchy face of hers). She looked at the 3 tickets for a while. Then a complete shock came over her already sour face.

"Ini business class........."

I tell you, I almost laughed my head off when she said that. And I wasn't laughing at the 3 guys for not knowing that they were seated at the business class, I was laughing at the look on the bloody stewardess face as she didn't expect these 3 guys to have business class seats.

Heck, even I didn't expect them to have business class seats. But hey, Salute to them man!

However; As soon as the flight took off, I ordered a glass of scotch wiskey, when this stewardess brought it, she looked me in the Eye and said
" You are Leo Naser, the head of operation for the ORG in the region "

" Yes, the same one" I said
Of course I am not but come on guys, would you say no in such case

So she smiled and said I have tried to apply for your devision but they put me on a plane saying that I am too pretty to be in the office.

When I inturpted her saying, I am sure they did the right thing, coz you being in offices is like having walking Law suite all the time (such a bitch will always have harrasments)
And guys believe me I don't want my men in the office to be kicked out over sexual harresment.

If you know what I mean>>>

LOL