A married man left from work early one Friday afternoon. Instead of going home, however, he decided to take advantage of the weekend (and his salary also) to party with the boys.
When he finally returned home on Sunday night, he ran into a barrage of abuse from his wife. After a couple of hours of nagging and berating, his wife asked "How would you like it if you didn't see me for a couple of days?" (trick question... pay attention to your answer in such cases)
"That would suit me just fine!!!" the man said.
Monday went by, and the man didn't see his wife. Tuesday went by with the same result. Wednesday went by with the same result.
Thursday, the swelling of his eyes start to go down a bit and he could see her a little, just out of the corner of his left eye!
When he finally returned home on Sunday night, he ran into a barrage of abuse from his wife. After a couple of hours of nagging and berating, his wife asked "How would you like it if you didn't see me for a couple of days?" (trick question... pay attention to your answer in such cases)
"That would suit me just fine!!!" the man said.
Monday went by, and the man didn't see his wife. Tuesday went by with the same result. Wednesday went by with the same result.Thursday, the swelling of his eyes start to go down a bit and he could see her a little, just out of the corner of his left eye!
Sometimes your toung would be your killer :)
3 comments:
He deserves more
The man chosed to stay couple of nights out... how the hell you say he deserves more...
Women = devil :) but yet we can't live without
Mark, The man acted as if he is bachelor.
Respected men would never do that
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