Why men die younger...?

After being with my wife for couple of years, I've come to realise that, no matter how much you try, you can never ever understand women.


It's like, they live by their own rules, their own laws and their own "weirdness''


And one of the most interesting and amusing - (well not when it happens to you) thing about women is their "double standards". By this I mean, "You cannot do this to me!", but they can do to you.

Typical examples:-

1) She tells you, "Don't you ever hang up or slam the phone on me when we quarrel". But when she is pissed off with something, she slams the phone on you. and the funny part is when you have the courage to slam the phone on her, she says you "don't love her", and how "irresponsible" and how "cruel" you are to her for doing that.
Go figure!


2) She can laugh and joke about you or what you did wrong. That's perfectly ok! But when you do the same to her, she'll say that you are "making fun" of her, and belittling her, and "undermining" her confidence!
Go figure


3) When you are angry about something at work, or with friends, you come back to her and start sharing your anger with her. Instead of being on your side, she tells you what you "should" do, or what you have "done wrong". We know we are wrong. We are just angry! Support us when we angry! But women has this urge to TELL you when you're wrong.

Now turn the tables, she complains to you about her lady friend(s) and starts insulting her friend to you. You realise she is over-reacting and try to calm her down and tell her that her friend isn't totally wrong. Well, guess what! You'll start a new fire in her for "not supporting" her. and understanding her posisition cos somehow you are not lestining...hmmm
Go figure


4) When you have done something wrong at home. She nags and nags and nags at you. You keep quiet. Sometimes you wonder to yourself, just a simple "Oh, it's ok. Next time try not to do that again" will be great.
When she does something wrong, we just shut up and not tell her at all. Cause if we did, she ain't gonna be too please about it man. I can tell you that!


5) When going out for dinner, you ask her "Where shall we go for dinner?".
She replies, "Anywhere, you decide. I just follow".
You reach your destination, She then asked "Here Hmmm?"
Then you ask her, "Oh, you don't wanna eat here?".
She says "No lah. We just been here 2 weeks ago. Let's go somewhere else".
So you ask her, "ok, where do you prefer?".
She answers "Anywhere, you decide. I just follow."
Go figure


6) When she gets angry, you better keep your mouth shut. When you are angry, expect her to join in the fun and keep you company.


7) When you know that she's is lying or not telling the truth about something, you are NOT ALLOWED to question her. Just accept it. When you lie or not tell the truth, expect to be interrogated by her, fully equipped with a lie detector machine and sometimes using some of interrogation methods. i.e. water, strong light in your face...etc


8) When you and her have a quarrel, and you decide to calm her down by wanting to give her a hug, she'll tell you to "don't touch" her and "get lost". So you "happily" walk away to your home office/bedroom, etc to relax yourself. Next thing you know is, the door will be swung wide open, and she'll ask "Why did you just leave me out there alone? Why you abandon me like that?"
Go figure


9) She asked you to prepare yourself for night out, get a shower, shave your bear, wear your best clothes, and grap your wallet.What we didn't know is, she wants us to do all these things SIMULTANEOUSLY.


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So you see, that's why so many men die young these days.