Top 10 "Wrongest" Things To Say

10) When a mother-in-law (MIL) tells her daughter-in-law (DIL) about DIL's husband (mil's son), "That's why his ex-girlfriend and her parents all love him so much".

9) A husband who is away on a business trip, while pregnant wife is back home, telephones back and tells her, "Hey Honey! Guess what? There is a topless bar next to my hotel!"

8) An absolutely gorgeous lady passes by in front of a couple, the wife turns to the husband and asked, "Wow! Isn't she gorgeous?" Husband replies "Huh? Where?".

7) Similar to #8) But this time husband's response is "No lah. You much prettier!"

6) A husband's staring at a gorgeous babe while wife is shopping. Wife catches him and asked, "What are you looking at?". Man answers "I'm thinking about work".

5) A wife asked her husband, "Tell me. Why do you love me?". The man says "There is no reason. I just love you." The wife continues, "What if one day I become fat and ugly, will you still love me?". Husband says "Yes. I will" Wife goes on "But I'll be fat and ugly wor. How come you still wanna love me?". Husband says "I will still love you even if you're fat and ugly". Wife asked "Why leh?". Husband replies "Dunno".

4) A husband comes home from work one day. Wife has been slaving whole day in the kitchen to prepare a nice hot dinner for family. Husband says "Let's go have Pizza Hut tonight!"

3) Husband and The Wife are standing in front of the bathroom mirror, getting ready to go out. Wife: (Silently wondering about whether she looks ok) Husband: Whoa; Look how much bigger you are than me Wife: (exits the room briskly) Husband: What?--I'm just stating a fact. You're taller than me! ...

2) The Wife: Hey, I need to know what nights you have classes this semester. The Husband: Wait, you didn't sign me up for my classes yet? The Wife: What do you think I am, your secretary? The Donkey: Of course not; a real secretary would have had my schedule printed off and ...

1) the worst ever: You are in a business trip, leaving your wife at home, calling her and tell her baby guess what!!! I met my ex-girlfriend Amanda and she looks great :(