Friday, May 02, 2008

Job Application

RESUME
Date Prepared : 8th March 2008 (12.00am)
Personal ParticularsName :
George W. Bush
Age : 72
Sex : Haven't you watched my video? I'm better than Kobe Tai
Race : White race (KKK)
Correspondence Address : The White House1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NWWashington, DC 20500 (applicable till 2009 only)
Contact Number : Not Applicable
HIGHEST EDUCATION
LCE
WORKING EXPERIENCE

As USA Works President for 8 years
Leader of the free world for 8 years
ACHIEVEMENTS
  • Continuously increasing toll charges
  • Continuously setting up new toll plazas
  • Proposal to solve Fuel prices issue (Project failed due to technical error - NOT MY FAULT)
  • Proposal to elemnate the axe of evil countries (Project cancel due to technical error - NOT MY FAULT)
  • Won congressional election for 2 consecutive years (Lost in 2008 due to technical error - NOT MY FAULT)
  • Killing and wounding over 1,000,000 iraqi and 4,000 US troops in Iraq
  • Destroying the health insurance system in US for the next 20 years.

PERSONAL STRENGTH

  • Good interpersonal skills - Able to communicate well & well respected by the community at large.
  • Good problem solving skills - everything that goes wrong really isn't my fault - Honest to God.
  • Great experiance in fabricating cases against my enemies

EXPECTED SALARY

Not important at this moment, as long as it pays.

REFERENCE

  • 300,000,000 US members
  • White house staff, and please exclude those whom I fired
  • My VP, Dick
  • Ahmadi Najad
  • My "personal" friend

Yours Sincerely,

G. W. Bush

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